DANGER!!!
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Loading ...“Everyday some new do gooder is trying to save us from ourselves. We have so many laws and safety commissions to ensure our safety that it seems nearly impossible to have an accident.
The problem is, we need accidents, and LOTS of them. Danger is natures way of eliminating stupid people. Without safety, stupid people die in accidents!
With safety, however well-intentioned it may be, we are, devolving into half-witted mutants because idiots, who by all rights should be dead, are spared from their rightful early graves and are free to breed even more imbeciles.
Let’s do away with safety and improve our species. Take up smoking! Jay walk! Play with blasting caps! Swim right after a big meal! Stick something small in your ear! Watch an entire 5 days of the impeachment trial!
Take your choice of dangerous activity and do it with gusto.
Future generations will thank you.
