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Thursday, January 11th, 2007 | Posted in Ethnic Cultural, Mexican
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Why do all mexicans buy cabage patch kids? for the birth certificates!!!

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    Monday, January 8th, 2007 | Posted in Ethnic Cultural, Mexican
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    What did the Mexican say when the two houses fell on him?

    He said, “Get off me, homes!”

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  • Starve a Mexican

    Friday, January 5th, 2007 | Posted in Ethnic Cultural, Mexican
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    How do you starve a Mexican?

    Hide his food stamps under his work boots?

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  • 600 mexicans

    Monday, November 27th, 2006 | Posted in Ethnic Cultural, Mexican
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    Q: Why were there only 600 mexicans at the alamo?

    A: Because they only had two vans.

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    Saturday, October 21st, 2006 | Posted in Dirty Adult, Mexican
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    Q. What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

    A. Unemployed

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    Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 | Posted in Mexican
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    what do you call a black president riged what do you call a mexican president over run what do you call a islam president the end what do you call gearge bush as president a mistake ya are right i can't spell but all the jokes is true

    -- Deliver

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    Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 | Posted in Mexican, Religious
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    Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
    A: A dry Martinez

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  • amateurs joke telling? ……..I know it sucks it’s best i can do.?

    Friday, September 22nd, 2006 | Posted in Mexican
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    4 men are taking a road trip accross america. One from nebraska,idaho,indiana, and mexico one from Nebraska rolls down the window and tosses corn out"we have too much corn in Nebraska". Little while later one from Idaho rolls down window and tosses out po

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    Thursday, September 7th, 2006 | Posted in Ethnic Cultural, Mexican
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    A Mexican is trying to cross the border to America when a border guard stops him.

    The border guard says to the Mexican that before he can cross he has to make a sentence for every word that the border guard gives him.

    The border guard tells him that he has to use the words green, pink, and yellow.

    The Mexican agrees and says, “Ok I’m ready.”

    The border guard says,”Ok go ahead.”

    The Mexican says,” The telephone goes green green green….. I pink it up…… And I say yellow!”

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    Monday, August 28th, 2006 | Posted in Mexican
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    What makes a Mexican Jumping Bean stop jumping?????

    Someone yelling "Freeze Immigration!!!!"

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