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A gay guy is in the doctor’s office.

Doctor: I’m afraid I have bad news. You have an advanced case of AIDS.

Gay Guy: Oh, doctor, doctor, what am I going to do?

Doctor: Well, you need to go to Mexico. Drink as much of the water as you can. Not that bottled water - I’m talking about real Mexican tap water. Then, eat as much of the local food as you can. Make sure you eat plenty of beans, cabbage and lots and lots of fruit. Buy plenty of hot dogs, tacos and burritos from street vendors, too.

Gay Guy: Doctor, will that cure me?

Doctor: Nope, but it will teach you what your asshole is for!

Q: What do you get when a gay man cums?

A: Fruit Juice!!!!!!

Isn’t that funny? I made that up all by myself!

This one guy was walking on the dock of a NUDE beach one day. About 50 yards down the dock he saw a sign and it said BEWARE OF GAYS! and he didn’t think anything of it.

Another 50 yards down the dock he saw another sign. It said BEWARE OF GAYS! And he started to make caution of it but soon for got about it.

Toward the end of the dock he saw a sign that had been kicked down on the ground and he bent down to look at it.

The sign said YOU ALREADY HAD 2 WARNINGS!!!

Q. What do you call a gay nun?

A. A Transsister.

A priest and a rabbi walked into a bar. After sitting down, ordering, and some chit chat, the priest said, “Have you noticed that there are no women in this bar?” He then realized the truth, “I think we’re in a gay bar.”

A man approached and tried to flirt with the priest. The priest was dumbfounded, and didn’t know quite what to do. The rabbi leaned over and whispered something in the man’s ear.

The man nodded and walked off.

The relieved priest said, “Thanks. What did you tell him?”

The rabbi replied, “I just told him we’re on our honeymoon.”

A young gay man calls up his mother to tell her that he is giving up being gay as he has met the woman who, he believes, is his soul mate. In fact he says, “We are so much in love that we plan to get married next month! That’s why I called you. I’m sure you will be happy to know that I have turned my back on the gay lifestyle.”

“I am very happy indeed,” says his mother. “But would it be too much to ask if she is also Jewish?”

The man says, “Mother, not only is she Jewish, she comes from a wealthy Beverly Hills family.”

“That is wonderful news!” The mother then asks, “Tell me, what is the name of my future daughter-in-law?”

The man says, “Monica Lewinsky.”

There was a long moment of silence on the other end - so long that the man is alarmed. Fearing that she may have fainted or worse, he says, “Mother, are you still there?”

“I’m still here,” says the mother. “Now whatever happened to that nice Catholic boy you were dating last year?”
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What’s the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?

At a straight rodeo, they yell, “Ride that sucker!”

Q:What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar?

A: A “flame-thrower.”

There are 3 roosters that live on 3 different farms. The first rooster is straight. The second is bi- and the third is gay.

The first rooster crows “Cock a doodle doo”

The second rooster crows “Oodle doo cock”

And the third crows “Any cock ull doo”

The NAACP or the ACLU? seriously.. WBrian_28we all know you gay.. how wonderfull..now enough promoting it in in every question

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