BLONDES BUILD A HOUSE

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Two blondes were building a house, one on a ladder and one on the ground.

The blonde on the ladder kept taking 2 nails out of her pouch, hammering one in the house and throwing the other over her shoulder. The blonde on the ground looks at her, puzzled. She then asks, “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”

The blonde on the ladder responds, “I pull 2 nails from my pouch, one is normal, it goes right in. The other is defective, it points the wrong way! So I throw it over my shoulder.”

The ground blonde screams at the ladder blonde, “You moron! Those nails get put in on the other side of the house!”

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