Black Panties

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Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly calls her and urges her to go get back into the world.

Finally, Sadie agrees to go out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, “Mama! I have someone for you to meet.”

Well, it was an immediate hit! They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. And we know what THAT means.

One room and the normal follow up to that. Their first night there, she undresses. There she stands– nude except for a pair of black, lacy panties. He, in his birthday suit, looks at her and asks, “Why the panties?”

She replies, “My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there, I am still in mourning.” He knows he’s not getting lucky that night.

The following night, the same scenario. Her standing there with the black panties on and he in his birthday suit…except that he has an erection on which he has a black condom.

She looks at him and asks, “What’s with this…a black condom?”

He replies, “I’m going to offer my condolences.”

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