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A salesman is driving his rental car through the countryside making his rounds when off to the side he sees a kid in a green pasture running around doing circles, figure eights, stop and goes.

As he looks closer the salesman notices that the boy is in fact chasing a wild rabbit. Just as the salesman is starting to put it all together the boy catches the rabbit, drops his trousers and starts fucking the rabbit!

The salesman’s shock of the incident almost causes him to run off the road. It takes some time for him to get over this as he decides to stop at a small country town and fill up with some gas.

Going down a side street in search of a gas station he notices a elderly man, a nude elderly man, swinging on this porch swing madly masterbating. Again the salesman is in complete shock having see the boy with the rabbit and now in town an old man masterbating in public.

The salesman finds his gas station and a full service one at that. The station attendant comes to his window and ask if he can be of service. The salesman says yes but interjects, inquiring about his experience of the boy fucking the rabbit and of the naked man on the porch swing as the salesman is very confused at this time.

After explaining the story the salesman asks, “Don’t you think that is a bit unusual about a boy fucking a rabbit and an old man jacking off in public on his porch swing?”

The service man exclaims, “Sir, you know as well as I that a 80 year old man can’t chase rabbits.”

She was an attractive barmaid, so Paul slapped a ten on the bar and said, “I bet I can keep an eye on this drink while I go to the bathroom.” She knew the bathroom was around the corner so she accepted the bet. Paul took his glass eye out placed it beside the glass and went to the bathroom.

“Betcha I can bite my own ear,” Paul challenged. The bet was accepted and he took out his false teeth and nipped his ear. Once more he scooped up the money.

“Okay,” he said, “I’ll give you a chance to win your money back. I bet I can make love to you so tenderly, you won’t feel a thing.” Now that was one thing she knew about, so she accepted the bet. Paul lifted her skirt and away they went. “I can feel you,” she cried.

“Oh well,” Paul said, “You win some, you lose some!!”

Question: What does a sadist do to torture a masochist?
Answer: Nothing.

Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide?

Because it is too cold outtide!!!