Lady of the night
There was this guy who was out at a club one night. He wanted to find a lady of the night. He spotted a beautiful woman at the end of the bar. So, he walks up to her and says, “How are you this evening?”
“Fine,” she replies, “I’m just out relaxing, having a few drinks.”
So, the guy says “I was wondering if you’d like to be my lady of the night.”
She says, “Well, I would, but I’m on my menstrual cycle”
He says, “Oh that’s okay, you can follow me … I’m on my mo-ped.”
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