Deep Voice
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Loading ...A man walked into a doctor’s office, and said, in a very, very deep and bellowing voice “Doctor, I hate my voice, it’s too deep. Can you do anything about it?”
The doctor replied “Well, let’s see. Pull down your pants. Ah, there’s the problem. Your penis is 14 inches long. The extra weight is pulling down, which is stretching out your vocal chords. That is why you have a deep voice”.
“Can you do any thing about it?” replied the man in his deep voice.
“Well, I could cut 8 inches off of your penis, that should relieve the pressure, and your voice should be normal”
“Yes doc, do it now!” bellowed the man.
A week later the man had a follow-up appointment. When he saw the doctor, he said, in a normal voice, “Doc! Thanks! I love my new voice. There is only one problem. I can’t please my wife anymore. Could you please put a few inches back?”
In a very, very deep voice, the doctor said, “No, I’m afraid that wouldn’t be possible.”
Tags: voice doctor, vocal chords, new voice, penis, appointment
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