Be careful what you do!!
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Loading ...There were 3 couples who wanted to join a local church. They all went to see the preacher. The first a boyfriend and girlfriend asked, “Can we join your church?” The preacher replied, “If you can go for a week without sinning and without sex, then you may join.” The couples agreed!!
The next was an old married couple. They asked the same question and the reply was the same to that of the first couple!!
The third couple was a newlywed couple, and the same thing happened to them.
After a week they all came back and the boyfriend & girlfriend were first. The preacher asked, “Well how did you do?” They replied, “Well we did not sin.” The preacher said, “Very well. You may join my church.”
The next older couple came and were asked the same question. Their reply was, “Well, we did not sin.” The preacher said, “Very well. You may join my church.”
The newlywed couple came and were asked the same quesion their reply was (The Man):”Well sir I have a confession to make, my wife bent over to pick up a can of peaches and Bam! we went at it, we had sex, I could not resist”
The precher replied, “Well you may not even think about coming in the doors of my church!!”
The man replied, “That’s ok! They also told me we were not allowed back in the Grocery Store either!!!!”
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