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A sex line caller complained to Trading Standards. After dialling an 0891 number from an advertisement entitled “Hear Me Moan” the caller was played a tape of a woman nagging her husband for failing to do jobs around the house.
Consumer Watchdogs in Dorset refused to look into the complaint, saying, “He got what he deserved.”
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From the Churchdown Parish Magazine: “Would the Congregation please note that the bowl at the back of the Church, labelled “For The Sick”, is for monetary donations only.”
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From The Manchester Evening News: “Police called to arrest a naked man on the platform at Piccadilly Station released their suspect after he produced a valid rail ticket.”
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From The Derby Abbey Community News: “We apologise for the error in the last edition, in which we stated that ‘Mr. Fred Nicolme is a Defective in the Police Force’. This was a typographical error. We meant of course that Mr. Nicolme is a Detective in the Police Farce.”
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