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EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE AUTOMATED IN THE FUTURE. Even Emergency 911:

“Thank you for calling Emergency 911.If you’re being murdered, press 1. If you’re suffering from a split personality, press 2,3 and 4. If you’re battling Satan, press 666. If you are being assaulted,press pound,pound,pound.

If you are already dead, stay on the line, and an operator will be with you shortly.”

Tags: emergency 911, pound pound pound, split personality, stay on the line, satan

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