Rent dispute
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Loading ...A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend
the night with him for $500. So, they spent the
night together. In the morning, before he left, he
told the girl that he did not have any cash with him,
but that he would have his secretary write a check
and mail it to her, calling the payment, “Rent for
Apartment.”
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had
done, realizing that the whole event was not worth
the price. So, he sent a check for $250 and enclosed
a note:
“Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check in the
amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied
2. There was plenty of heat
3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been
previously occupied, that there wasn’t any heat, and
that it was entirely too large.”
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent
back the following reply:
“Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you
expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please don’t blame the landlord.”
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