In The Wrong Church
There are six things to let you know that you are in the wrong church:
1.If the preacher say that the last
supper consisted of chicken and biscuits.
2.During communion,the congregation
start taking out brown paperbags.
3.If the preacher say that you can get
any job you want, just read the book
of Job.
4.If the church believes Adam and Eve
is the first book of the Bible.
5.If the preacher says you can’t drink
coffee made by a woman, He-brews.
6.If the choir is singing the same
song they sang at the club the
night before.
Tags: paperbags, first book of the bible, adam and eve, book of job, last supper
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