Rich Men and Toilets
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Loading ...There were three rich men: a Canadian, a Russian and an American.
The Russian bought a wooden toilet. The Canadian bought a marble toilet. The American bought a musical toilet.
The next day, the Canadian came back to complain and said, “I want a refund. Every time I use the toilet, I slip off it.”
The day after that, the Russian came to complain and said, “I want a refund. Every time I sit on the toilet, I get splinters in my bottom.”
The following day, the American came and said, “I want a refund. Every time I sit down, I hear my national anthem, and I have to stand up!”
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