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Isn’t it amazing just how sophisticated computers are becoming? Just the other day, I was looking at the newest ones at COMP USA.

I saw one which REALLY caught my eye. Instead of an Owner’s Manual, the operating instructions consisted of a SINGLE sheet of paper, printed on only ONE side.

The sheet read, “If you have trouble operating this computer in any way, please do the following:

1. Locate the nearest 12-year-old child.

2. LISTEN to what s/he says.

At 20 - thrice weekly
at 30 - tries weekly
at 40 - tries weakly
at 50 - tries ‘n’ tries
at 60 - tries ‘n’ cries

Barbara Walters had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about ten feet behind their husbands.

She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives. Ms. Walters approached one of the women for an explanation, saying, “This is marvelous. What enabled women here to achieve this wonderful reversal of roles?”

The Kuwaiti woman replied, “Land mines.”