Bus Driver
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Loading ...One day Johnny is riding his tricycle in the house.
He pulls up to his brother’s room and says, “Anybody getting on the bus, get the fuck on! Anybody getting off the bus, get the fuck off! And anybody staying on, get to the fucking back!!”
His brother looked at him and said, “Don’t let Mom hear you saying that or she’ll be awful mad.”
So Johnny wheeled down to his sister’s room and hollered, “Anybody getting on the bus, get the fuck on! Anybody getting off the bus, get the fuck off! And anybody staying on, get to the fucking back!!”
His sister looked at him and said, “Don’t let Mom hear you saying that or she’ll be awful mad.”
So Johnny wheeled down through the kitchen where his mother was doing dishes. He pulled up beside her and said, “Anybody getting on the bus, get the fuck on! Anybody getting off the bus, get the fuck off! And anybody staying on, get to the fucking back!!”
Well Johnny’s mother dropped what she was doing, spun around and knocked him right off his bike.
Johnny jumped up and said, “That’s it Lady, fuck around! We’re already five minutes late!!!”
Tags: bus driver, tricycle, five minutes, doing dishes, mom
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