Superhero sex lives
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One fine day, the FLASH was walking around after a full week of ’super-heroing’. Just realising how long he had been fighting crime….he suddenly realised he was horny as hell!! But he didnt know where or who to do it with…..so he asked the regular Mr.Stud……BATMAN. He asked BATMAN, “You wouldn’t happen to know any fine super-hero women available at the moment would you?”
“Of course I do! I’m BATMAN!! Why dont you check out WONDERWOMAN, she didn’t get that name from fighting crime you know!” replied BATMAN.
So FLASH goes to her secret hideout in the middle of the town park and lo and behold!! There she was, on her back, stark naked on a picnic table with her legs open wide and clutching her breasts and making panting noises…..
FLASH starts to think to himself……maybe this isn’t right…but yet I could just go in there and be done under one second…but I cant….but I WILL!!”
So he flashes over, does his thing and runs away feeling relieved…and looks for BATMAN to share his story..
The other party, WONDERWOMAN, was quite confused with what just took place…so she asks a question.. “Did you feel something just a second ago? It was really weird…”
Then INVISIBLE MAN replies..”I don’t know what the hell THAT WAS!! BUT MY ASS SURE HURTS!!!!!”
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