My Way
After forty years of marriage, Mary’s husband, Bill, died. There was a wake held at their home. After the wake, Mary’s best friend walks into the kitchen to find her frying up Bill’s penis on the stove.
“Mary! What are you doing?!?” exclaimed the friend.
Mary calmly replied, “For forty years I ate it his way, now I’m gonna eat it my way.”
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