The Little Guy
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Loading ...A little guy sits on a park bench, crying his eyes out. An attractive woman approaches him and says, “What’s the matter, little guy?”
He looks up at her and gauges her generous nipples before
replying, “I’ve just been to a doctor and he told me that I will die in 30 minutes if I don’t find breast milk!”
She says, “What, nothing else will do?” he goes “No.”
Then she says, “OK, I’ll save you.” and she lets him at it.
After a while, he’s exhausted and so is she. He’s just about
to go off when she says, “Hey, can I do anything else for you?”
He says, kind of embarrassed, “Maybe. Have you got any cookies?”
Tags: park bench, breast milk, attractive woman, nipples, 30 minutes
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