Strange Bar

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Jerry walks into a bar and sits down to have a drink. He notices that there are not any women in the bar and he gets suspicious. He talks to the bartender and asks, “I cannot help but notice….but there aren’t any women in this bar.”

The bartender replies, “Yeah, I know…but there is Dave in the back.”

Jerry replies, “That’s quite all right…I’m not into that kind of thing.”

So, a few hours later, Jerry gets a little drunk and says to the bartender, “So, if I went out back, who would have to know…? Me, you and Dave?”

The bartender replies, “Well you, me, Dave, Ted, and George.”

Jerry says, “Who are Ted and George???”

The bartender says, “Those are the guys who hold Dave down. Dave isn’t into that kind of thing either.”

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