Sex With A Midget
Coming home from work a few hours earlier, Mr. Johnson caught his wife in bed with a midget. After kicking the midget out of his house, Mr. Johnson angrily confronted his wife, “I thought we were over this already! After all that money I’ve spent for the therapy sessions to cure you of your nymphomania, here you are in bed with some guy and a midget at that! You’re absolutely hopeless!”
A contrite Mrs. Johnson pleaded with him, “But, honey, that’s why I did it with the midget because I’m really cutting back!”
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