The Sailor
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Loading ...During one of their many stops, a lonely sailor decides to visit a brothel. The lady at the front desk says, “I’m sorry but all of our ladies are taken.” The man replies, “Please lady, I have been out to sea for months — I NEED A WOMAN!!”
Again the lady explains that all of prostitutes were taken. The man then pulls out a wad of money and says, “I will pay one thousand dollars for a woman.”
The women thinks to herself and then tells the man to have a seat.
She runs upstairs to an empty room and quickly sets up a blow up sex doll in the bed.
She leads the man to the room and tells him that the girl is very shy and he should not turn on the light or speak to her.
He agrees and the woman heads back to her desk counting her fortune.
After a few minutes she hears screams coming from the room. The man then comes racing out half naked headed for the door.
She stops him and asks what happened. He replies — “THE GIRL!! THE GIRL!!! I BIT HER TIT AND THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW!!!!!!! “
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