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Yo mama is sooo bald, that when she wears a turtle neck, it looks like a busted condom.

A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a local train. Along came this woman seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man, “Aren’t they cute, what are their names?”

The man giving the lady an angry look replied, “I don’t know.”

The lady asked again, “Which is a boy and which is a girl?”

The man, looking angrier than before, replied, “I don’t know.”

The woman then started to scold the man, “What kind of a father are you?”

The man replied, “I am not their father. I am just a condom
salesman and these are 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company.”

Question:
What was Jesse Jackson’s response when asked about DEFENSE?

Answer:
I think we’ll paint it white.