What Kind is Yours?
The American Express Penis: Don’t leave home without it
The Beavis Penis: Look! It’s changing color!!
The Bounce Penis: With static-guard
The Budweiser Penis: This bud’s for you
The Burger King Penis: Have it your way
The Butter Finger Penis: Nobody better lay a finger on my penis!
The C&C Music Factory Penis: Makes you go Hmmm
The Chevy Truck Penis: Like a rock!
The Colgate Penis: Now that’s something to smile about OR The choice of today’s dentists!
The Crest Penis: Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists
The Diet Coke Penis: Just for the taste of it
The Eggo Penis: Leggo my penis!
The Energizer Penis: Keeps going and going…
The Frosted Flakes Penis: They’re GGRREEAATT!
The Gillette Penis: The best a man can get
The Hamburger Helper Penis: Makes a great meal!
The KFC Penis: Finger licking good
The Lay’s Penis: Betcha can’t eat just one!
The Life Savers Penis: 5 fruity flavors!
The McDonald’s Penis: Over 8 billion served OR Have you had your break today!
The M&M Penis: Melts in your mouth, not your hand
The Maxwell House Penis: Good to the last drop
The Nike Penis: Just do it!
The Pringles Penis: Once you pop, you can’t stop!
The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.
The Subway Penis: Where fresh is the taste
The Tim Horton’s Penis: Always fresh!
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