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Loading ...A man went to confession and told his priest that he said something horrible while golfing and had to confess it.
He said it started when he hit golf ball on what he thought was one of the longest drives ever when it hit a telephone post and fell a hundred yards short, the priest then asked “is that when you said something bad?”, “no” replied the man.
then a squirrel took the ball and ran off, “is that when you cursed”, the priest asked, “no” replied the man
then an eagle grabbed the squirrel, ball and all, and flew off, “is that when?”, “no”
the squirrel then dropped the ball it hit a rock, rolled down, hit a tree and then fell six inches from the hole.
the priest then yelled out ” you missed the FUCKING putt….didnt you?”
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