Loneliness

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There once was a woman who had never been married. So on her 38th birthday she decided to get herself a dildo.

(keep in mind the sound a vibrating dildo makes.)(brrr…)

So she used the dildo often until one day when she finally met someone.

They went to her place and they started to get their groove on when he asked her what she wanted him to do.

She replied, “Say something sexy to me.”

And the guy said, “Like what?”

“I dunno, something like ‘burrrrrrrrrrrrrr’.”

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