Don’t smash bugs

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There was a boy and his Dad were working in his dad’s garden.

His son spotted a butterfly; he then very quickly without warning smashed the butterfly.

His dad saw this and was very angry.

So he told his son that since he didn’t respect the laws
of nature he will have to eat butter for a week.

A few min. later his son spotted a fruitfly. He then, with out thinking, crushed the fruitfly.

His Dad told him he didn’t have any right to smash the fruitfly so he told his son he will have to eat fruit for a week.

About thirty min. later the mom came home with groceries asking them to help her put them away. So they did.

While they were in the kitchen, the mother spotted a cockroach and smashed it.

The kid said, “I wonder what she has to eat for a week.”

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