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Loading ...A little flea who lived in Florida was sunning himself on the beach one day when he saw another flea, with whom he had been in college, pass him by on the beach looking dragged out and beaten down.
“What’s wrong with you?”, he asked.
His friend responded that he had hooked a ride to Florida in this guy’s mustache. The guy rode his motorcycle from Maine all the way to Miami and he had been frozen solid, cold, wet and miserable for the whole ride.
The Miami flea informed his friend that the best thing he could do, next year, would be to get under a seat in the ladies’ toilet room at the airport and wait until a stewardess came in. When she was seated, seize the opportunity to get into her ‘bush’ and then he would have nice, warm, ride on an airplane all the way to Miami.
“Great idea, man. Thanks!” said the northern flea.
A year later, the Miami flea is on the beach and along comes the flea from up north, again looking bedraggled, cold, wet and miserable.
“What happened to you?” asked the Miami flea.
“I did what you said… I went into the ladies john, waited until a stewardess sat down on the seat I was under. I quickly jumped aboard that lush, warm bush and off we went. I was so comfortable I fell asleep. The next thing I know, I wake up and I’m on this guy’s mustache again!”
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