Real Cowboys
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Loading ...An old cowboy went into a trendy pub and sat at the bar. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After ordering a drink she turned to the cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, … I guess I am.” After a short while he asked her what she was.
She replied, “I guess I’d have to say I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think of women. When I eat, shower, watch TV,… everything seems to make me think of women.”
A short while later she left and then a young couple sat down next to him. Soon they asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”
He thought for a moment and replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out that I’m a lesbian.”
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