Dignity
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Loading ...A guy in the hospital ets a visit from his doctor. The doctor “Hi there how re you.” O.K. Doc cut out the cheery stuff I know I am about to die and I wnt o get out of this hospital and go home and die with some dignity.
The doctor felt sorry for the man so he arraned a howspital bed for him and with a hole in both arms and needles in hem with another hole in his throught he wheeled him home and set him up in his own lvingroom.
The first day home his wife is in the kitchen baking chocolate chip cookies and this guy could never resist them. He smelled them and said that he was going to die anyway so he pulled the tube in his throat and the needles in both arms and rolled out of the bed. He crawled to the kitchen and struggled to the counter and reached up from the floor to get one before he died.
His wife whacked him on the hand and said “Get out of there those are for he funeral.”
Tags: chocolate chip cookies, baking chocolate, throught, needles, dignity
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