Too Hard To Handle
Three nuns died. All of them were at the gates talking with Saint Peter. Saint Peter tells them that since they have never had sex before he will give them one chance.
The first nun tells him that she needs about a 12-inch dick. So he tells here to go to cloud 12.
Second nun replies that she don’t think that she can handle all that much so give her about a 6-inch dick.
The third nun says well, I don’t think I can handle all that since I am a virgin. So give me a 1 1/2 inch dick. Saint Peter looked at her and says that he can’t help her out because (preferred name) has not died yet.
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