perfect penis
One day two kids where in the bathroom at school, one asked the other what a penis was. The other replied that he would ask his father when he got home.
Later that evening he asked his father what a penis was. As dad pulled his Johnson out from his pants, he replied, “This is a penis and a perfect penis at that!”
The next day at the urinal the son said to his friend, “This is a penis, and if it were three inches shorter it would be a perfect penis.”
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