Johnnie Cochran’s TOP TEN on Clinton
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Loading ...10. If the dress aint a mess,
he won’t need to confess
9. The economy’s great,
let the White Boy skate
8. If the Bitch didn’t spit,
you must acquit
7. If she is not spread eagle,
then it is not illegal
6. Lewinsky’s a whore,
and Bill’s better than Gore
5. So he lied to the masses,
he was just saving some asses
4. He cheats on his wife,
but its his personal life
3. Bill won’t tell
the truth,
till he sees
Ken Starr’s proof
2. Bill is not sleazy,
Lewinsky’s just easy
And the number one closing argument by Johnny Cochrane:
1. If the sex is just oral,
it is not really immoral
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