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Loading ...One day a woman placed an ad in the paper. She wanted a man who wouldn’t run away from her, who wouldn’t beat her, and someone to have good sex with.
One day the doorbell rang and she answered it. There standing on the porch was a man with no arms and no legs.
She asked him, “Can I help you?” He replied,”I’m here about the ad in the paper.”
She went on and said, “So you promise you won’t run away from me?” He said, “I don’t have any legs to run away on.”
She then asked, “You promise not to beat me??” In reply, “I have no arms to beat you with, how could I ever beat you?”
She said, “How do I know you’ll be someone to have good sex with???” He then said, “How do you think I rang the door bell????”
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