3 Penguins
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Loading ...This bloke, had just been sacked from his job, so he and a few of the boyz went out and had a few beers.
Midnight comes and this bloke is blind drunk. As he’s walking home he sees these 3 penguins. Thinking they’re short tourists, he says, “Howsaa goin guys, wanna come back to my house for a coupla drinnks?”
So he’s walking along and the penguins follow him. He gets home and soon after passes out.
When he wakes up in the morning the penguins are still there.. He totally freaks out.. He rings his mate, “Johnno, Get over here quick!” So his mate comes over and sees the penguins, “Ah.. no worries mate, I heard a news report about these fellas, just take em down to the zoo.”
So his mate does so..
The next day Johnno is walking along, the street and he sees his mate and he still has the three penguins. He says “Mate I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo..?”
And his mate replies, “Yeah I did, I’m taking ‘em to Disneyland today..”
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