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To guys are fishing and arguing about who would be the next one to have sex with a beautiful woman until a bet of $1,000 is finally made.

Suddenly, one of them got a bite on his line and pulls up a mermaid. If that wasn’t strange enough the mermaid said to them, “If you let me go I’ll grant each of you any wish you desire.”

Quickly one of the guys says, “I wish I were having sex with a beautiful woman right now.” Poof! And he is having sex with a beautiful woman.

The mermaid then turns to the other guy and says, “What do you wish?”

Thoughtfully he says, “I wish he was a condom.”

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