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Loading ...A traveler was wandering around the town searching for a place to stay for the night. He checked all of them, but all were completely full.
He stumbles upon the last hotel in the town, walks in, and asks the clerk for a room. The clerk says he has only one room left, but that if he wants it he can have it. The traveler eagerly accepts.
While he’s walking up the stairs to his room, the clerk yells to him, “Oh by the way, remember not to stick your dick into the three holes in the wall.”
The man is puzzled by this, but he proceeds to his room. Sure enough he sees three holes in the wall. After a while of staring at the holes, he decides to go against the clerks advice. He sticks his dick into the first hole, and man, its the greatest sex he’s had in his life. He sticks it into the second, and its even better.
Finally he sticks it into the third hole in the wall, and damn, it hurts more than any other pain in his life. He runs down to the clerk and asks, “Dude, what where in those three holes?”
The clerk replies, “The first one was the farmer’s cow, the second was the farmer’s daughter, and the third was the farmer, and he don’t stop pulling till he gets milk!”
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