Idiot Sitings
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Loading ...IDIOT SIGHTING #1:
> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport
> employee asked, “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your
> knowledge?” To which I replied, “If it was without my knowledge, how would
> I
> know?” He smiled knowingly and nodded, “That’s why we ask.”
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING #2:
> The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it’s safe to cross the street. I
> was
> crossing with an intellectually-challenged coworker of mine when she asked
> if
> I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people
> when
> the light is red. Appalled, she responded, “What on earth are blind people
> doing
> driving?!”
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING #3:
> At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the
> company due to downsizing, our manager commented cheerfully, “this is fun.
> We
> should do this more often.” Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at
> each
> other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING #4:
> I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into
> itself and for the life of her couldn’t understand why her system would not
> turn on.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING #5:
> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
> car,
> we were told the keys had been locked in it.
> We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly
> to
> unlock the driver’s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I
> instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
> “Hey,” I announced to the technician, “it’s open!” To which he replied, “I
> know - I already got that side.”
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