Recent Christmas Time Rumors
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–Frosty has vehemently denied any contact with a local snowblower.
–Rudolph works off season blinking his red nose for whore houses.
–A scorned Mrs. Claus blows whistle telling Federal Aviation Administration that Santa has been flying over loaded for years!
–Under aged elves who work in Santa’s sweat shops will be aired on Jerry Springer.
–Christmas Carol’s Scrooge sues PBS when Wishbone bites him on the ass.
–South Park kids will duct tape Santa and video tape themselves giving him a cookies and milk enema.
–Grinch will not only steal Christmas, but he’ll drop a rabid Furby down your skivvies.
– An alternative movie of “It’s A Wonderful Life ” to be played by Charlie & the paroled Manson family.
–Kermit may appear on “Law and Order” key suspect for a missing Miss Piggy while having been pulled over for a roast pork breath of 2.5.
–Popeye’s shocking Christmas gift is when he finds out Olive Oyl is his transvestite brother.
Tags: federal aviation administration, south park kids, olive oyl, whore houses, manson family
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