First Date
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Loading ...A young man asks the prettiest girl in his History class to go the school dance with him. When she agrees, he buys her the most expensive orchid corsage he can find and after the dance, on the way home, he pulls his car into a secluded spot and they begin necking.
After some passionate kissing, he reaches under her pretty gown but she pushes his hand away. “I can’t let you do that, Roy, I’m a virgin,” says Tracy.
“Sure, that’s OK, Tracy, but I’d sure like a blowjob,” says Roy.
“Oh come ON,” she replies, “You don’t really think I’m gonna put that thing in my mouth, do you?”
“Then how bout a hand job?” says Roy.
“Well, maybe, but I’ve never done that. What do I have to do?” asks Tracy.
“Remember when you were a little kid and you used to shake up a bottle of Coke and then spray your friends with it? Well, it’s just like that.”
“OK, I’ll try it” says Tracy. So Roy pulls it out, Tracy grabs hold of it, closes her eyes and begins shaking it.
A minute later, as Roy begins to ejaculate, he screams in pain.
“What IS it???? What’s WRONG???” yells Tracy.
“TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF THE END!!!!!”
Tags: orchid corsage, prettiest girl, secluded spot, school dance, hand job
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