The talking frog

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A man was crossing a road one day when
a frog called out to him and said, “If you
kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
He bent over, picked up the frog, and put
it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, “If you
kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful
princess, I will tell everyone how smart and
brave you are and how you are my hero.”
The man took the frog out of his pocket,
smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, “If you
kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful
princess, I will be your loving companion
for an entire week.” The man took the
frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and
returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me
and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay
with you for a year and do ANYTHING you
want.” Again the man took the frog out,
smiled at it, and put it back into his
pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, “What is the
matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful
princess, that I’ll stay with you for a year
and do anything you want. Why won’t you
kiss me?”

The man said, “Look, I’m a computer
programmer. I don’t have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.”

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