Little Boy visits the whore house
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Loading ...This little boy went up to the whore house with his piggy bank and knocked on the door while pulling behind him a string with an empty loop on the end.
The madam came to the door and looked at the boy and asked if she could help him. He told her he wanted a whore, she laughed and slammed the door.
So he knocked again. She returned to the door again telling the little boy to go away. He stopped her and said, “Please I have money just give me a whore.”
So the woman thought and finally said, “Well alright come in.” He came in, still pulling his string, and she asked him what type of whore he wanted, and he said he wanted the nastiest whore she had with venerial diseases.
She looks at the boy strangely and says ok. So she takes the boy to his whore and leaves him to do his thing.
When he was finished he picked up his little string and headed for the door.
The madam stopped him asking him why with all that money did he want a whore with venerial diseases.
The boy replied, “So I can go home and give it to my babysitter, so she can give it to my dad, who will give it to my mom, who will give it to the mail man, and that’s the sorry son-of-a-bitch that ran over my pet frog.”
Then out the door the boy went pulling his empty little string.
Tags: venerial diseases, mail man, pet frog, empty loop, son of a bitch
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