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Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: How can you breathe through that thing?

1. Home is where you hang your @.

2. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

4. You can’t teach an old mouse new clicks.

5. Great groups from little icons grow.

6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.

7. C:\ is the root of all directories.

8. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.

9. Pentium wise, pen and paper foolish.

10. The modem is the message.

11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.

12. The geek shall inherit the earth.

13. There’s no place like http://www.home.com

14. Don’t byte off more than you can view.

15. Fax is stranger than fiction.

16. What boots up must crash down.

17. Windows will never cease.

18. Virtual reality is its own reward.

19. Modulation in all things.

20. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for months!

Fact: 25% of all married men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave their house.

Fact: 95% of all married men kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wife.

Two fathers, Jim and Bo, from West Virginia are standing around talking about their families.

“Don’t you have a daughter, Jim?” asks Bo.
“Yep. Sure do.”
“How old is she now?
“She is 16 now.” answers Jim.
“Well is she sexually active?” asks Bo.
“Not really, says Jim, “She just sort of lays there.”