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Kurt and his friend Tim were standing around when their other friend, George, walked out of a house with a huge smile on his face.

The two ask him why he is so happy. He says that he paid a girl in the house $35 and she put whipped cream on his dick and ate it off.

Tim says “WoW!” and goes in the same house. 20 minutes later he comes out with a huge smile on his face — bigger than George’s was. He said he paid her $45 and she put whipped cream and chocolate syrup on his and ate it off.

Kurt says “WoW!” and goes in the house. 20 minutes later he comes out with the biggest smile anyone has ever seen. They ask him what happened.

He says “She put whipped cream, chocolate syrup, ice cream, and a cherry on top, and it looked so good I ate it myself!!!!!!!!”

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