The Family Jewels
Little Sally came home from school and told her mother that she learned how to make babies.
The mother asked her, “Well, tell me Sally, how do you make babies?”
Sally said, “First you get Daddy’s penis hard, then he puts it in Mommy’s mouth.”
Her mother quickly interrupted her and said, “Oh no, honey, that’s how you get jewelry!”
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