The Tow Job
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Loading ...A young woman experienced some car trouble late one afternoon but luckily, an old man in a tow truck stopped and offered help. Not knowing the area, she asked if he could repair the car. He agreed to do it and began to hoist
the car up on the truck, and then the two of them took the car back to the old man’s garage.
Once there, he looked at the engine and made an estimate of one hundred dollars, which was more than she had.
“Darn, I’m just one hundred dollars short of cash….if you weren’t such an old guy,” she said, “I’d screw you for the remainder of the bill.”
“Hell, I’ll show you who’s old!” the old man retorted, “Take off that dress and get on the car.”
She giggled as she slipped off her dress and eyed the old man after he dropped his pants. He was hung like a mule!
“Oh boy!” she thought. “Not only am I going to get a great discount on the repairs, I’m going to get my brains screwed out!”
Then she noticed the old man placing washers at the base of his pecker.
“Hey, what are you doing?” the woman asked.
“Hell,” the old man replied, “You think for just a hundred dollars, you’re gonna get all of this?”
Tags: one hundred dollars, car trouble, pecker, tow truck, washers
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