The Bathroom Accident

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There was this lady who was pregnant with triplets while going into her bank to get a deposit when a robber comes in the bank and shoots the lady 3 times in the stomach.

They call the ambulance and they rush the lady to the hospital to see if the shots would affect the births. Thankfully she went to her doctor, and the doctor said everything should be fine. So, when the time came, she had 2 baby girls, and a baby boy.

13 years later, one of the daughters goes into the bathroom, and then runs out to her mom and says, “Mommy, mommy, I peed a bullet!”. The mother tells the young lady the story and everything was fine. The second daughter goes into the bathroom and runs out to her mom and says, “Mommy, mommy, I peed a bullet! “. The mother tells the young lady the story and everything was fine. Then, the son goes into the bathroom and runs out to his mom, and the mother says, “Don’t tell me you peed a bullet?” And her son says,”No mom, I was masturbating and I shot the dog!”.

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