Did I hurt you, honey!
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Loading ...One day far in the jungle a little tiki bird was watching a female elephant bathe herself. The little bird flew down onto the elephant and whispered in her ear. “Miss Elephant, my lifelong desire is to have sex with an elephant. What do you say we get it on?”
The elephant thought to itself what can a little tiny bird do to me! I’ll let him live out his desire. So the elephant said, “Go ahead little bird, get it on”.
As the little bird was going to town on the elephant, a monkey up in a tree had been watching the whole affair and got excited and started to jump up and down. The monkey jumped so hard it shook a coconut loose from the tree and it fell and hit the elephant on the head. The elephant reared up and let out a loud roar.
Just then the little bird said, “What’s wrong, honey, did I hurt you?!”
Tags: female elephant, loud roar, lifelong desire, little bird, tiny bird
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