The Black Eye
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Loading ...A guy boards his plane for Pittsburg and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him has a black eye.
He says to him, “Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes. Do you mind if I ask you how you got yours?”
The other guy replies, “Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the hugest breasts in the world was working there. So instead of saying I’d like a ticket to Pittsburg, I said I’d like a picket to Tittsburg, and she socked me one.”
The first guy says, “Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife: ‘Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties,’ but I accidentally said:
‘You ruined my life, you fucking bitch.’”
Tags: tongue twister, ticket counter, breakfast table, black eye, pittsburg
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