creating a woman
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Loading ...When god created the world, he made the animals in pairs: lions, donkeys, cows, butterflies, birds -all animals were male and female.
Then he created man.
Man sat in the garden of eden and saw all the animals having wild passionate sex around him. He cried upon the lord: “oh god, why did you give all the animals mates and let them have wild sex in front of my naked eyes, and me - the highlight of your creation - you created single?”
He cried for a whole day, and then god responded: “Listen, MAN. I thought about it. I’m going to give you a mate. One which will be more beautiful, more athletic, firmer, taller, stronger, wiser - she will be everything you are, and more”.
The man jumped up and dancing happily all around. “Where is she? Bring her on!”
“Just one thing,” said god. “In order to make her I’m gonna need half your skull, half your brain, one eye, one row of teeth, one lip, half your nose, one hand, half your torso, half your dick, one ball, one leg…..”.
“Wow, wow wow wait god…..” said man. “What can I get for a rib?”
Tags: half your brain, garden of eden, passionate sex, naked eyes, wild sex
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